Wait how do I type in the white box :(
  • Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
  • Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
  • Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
  • Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
  • Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
  • Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
  • Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques

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best-of-funny:

amsterdamnedd:

voxify:

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch
Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

i aM PISSING MYSELF

X

best-of-funny:

amsterdamnedd:

voxify:

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

i aM PISSING MYSELF

X

(Source: archduckfranz)

147,807 notes

best-of-funny:

rabioheab:

the REAL double standard in society is that when the hulk gets mad and destroys things it’s “incredible” but when i do it i’m just an asshole

X

152,989 notes

Well, I’d rather be unhappy than have the sort of false, lying happiness you were having here.
Aldous Huxley, a Brave New World (via ctomjohnbrown)

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I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.
The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)

201,414 notes

best-of-funny:

hotbabysitter:

I’m pretty sure this kid’s life was over immediately after this aired.

X

(Source: juilan)

89,718 notes

sky-walkerrr:

bexhere:

supamanpunch:

flying-blades:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i fucking can’t with y’all LMAOOOO
I

lmao

dead

sky-walkerrr:

bexhere:

supamanpunch:

flying-blades:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i fucking can’t with y’all LMAOOOO

I

lmao

dead

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

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collar-and-hipbones:

plumag-e:

im-a-w-k-w-a-r-d-hi:

imarie1:

inspirethekids:

pure-breath:

w-r-i-st-s:

Favourite photo on tumblr

never stop rebloging this 

i wanna do this.

this is the best

WHERE IS THIS PLACE? I WANT TO MARRY THIS GUY. 

It must feel so great to listen to so many different people. aH

this is amazing 

collar-and-hipbones:

plumag-e:

im-a-w-k-w-a-r-d-hi:

imarie1:

inspirethekids:

pure-breath:

w-r-i-st-s:

Favourite photo on tumblr

never stop rebloging this 

i wanna do this.

this is the best

WHERE IS THIS PLACE? I WANT TO MARRY THIS GUY. 

It must feel so great to listen to so many different people. aH

this is amazing 

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And baby
It’s amazing I’m in this maze with you
I just can’t crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you’re so cold
One day you’re here, one day you’re there, one day you care
You’re so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

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